The actor — who’s widely rumored to be dating his Twilight costar Kristen Stewart – has told Details magazine that he’s allergic to vaginas!
“I really hate vaginas,” Pattinson said. “I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
Pattinson also spoke about the relationship he has with his dog. “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” he said.
“My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”
R-Patz then revealed details about his close encounter with an elephant.
“Did you know elephants purr? It’s completely scary if you don’t know what it is,” he said. “They purr like cats, but their heads are so deep they sound like velociraptors. You feel it in the ground under your feet.
“So this big female started sniffing my foot—big female elephant, that is. She sniffed it so hard it came up off the pavement like her trunk was a vacuum cleaner. Then she took my entire body in her mouth. I was holding on to her head, and as I slowly let go she tightened her grip really carefully until I’m just upside down in her mouth and she’s going through my pockets with her trunk, looking for peppermints. It was the best day of my life.
“Yeah. So beautiful you can’t imagine. And the baby elephant was so excited that it sprinted out and did its routine in five seconds and then curtsied to everybody. It was actually laughing. Brilliant. Did you know they can also do imitations of other animals? A horse, a chicken, a monkey—these elephants could, anyway. They were movie elephants. One had written a screenplay, and one really wants to direct.”
